Dear Blogger,
I'm sure what I am about to tell you will come as quite a shock but nevertheless, I am convinced that you must have suspected something by now?! Anyway, I've been having an...affair, I suppose, with Tumblr. But really it's more like moonlighting. It's got nothing to do with love, she just has things that you don't! You have great things that she lacks too of course and it's for that reason that I don't want us to loose what we've built over the past few years – so maybe you should just come and see me and Tumblr and we'll menage, it'll be so worth it, I promise.
I can't deny, I've neglected you recently and taken you for granted; for that I am sincerely sorry but you have to understand, one just wasn't enough to feed the addiction!
Yours Truly
I'm sure what I am about to tell you will come as quite a shock but nevertheless, I am convinced that you must have suspected something by now?! Anyway, I've been having an...affair, I suppose, with Tumblr. But really it's more like moonlighting. It's got nothing to do with love, she just has things that you don't! You have great things that she lacks too of course and it's for that reason that I don't want us to loose what we've built over the past few years – so maybe you should just come and see me and Tumblr and we'll menage, it'll be so worth it, I promise.
I can't deny, I've neglected you recently and taken you for granted; for that I am sincerely sorry but you have to understand, one just wasn't enough to feed the addiction!
Yours Truly
Here are some recent photos of her...
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